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Spear Britney
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars August 29, 2000
funny for about the first 2 minutes....
funny until you find out you can only hit 3 spots on her.....and 1 of them isnt her petuna!!!!
Cooties Bar: Tarot Cards
Rated 4 / 5 stars August 27, 2000
Pretty damn funny!
Just that single "death by fire" scene is one of the funniest things I've ever seen...
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars March 10, 2001
Nice work
Great mouse-drawing, sound & animation; quite funny as well! I hope to see more of your work on the pages of NG!
Rated 5 / 5 stars October 19, 2000
The Very Stuff That Should Make Up NG
Once again, Mr. Ortiz is able to amaze us all with an unexplainably sweet work of Flash art. His work is the kind of stuff that NG should be made up of. I love the RoboCop theme, and the movies are just so cool... Great website, and keep up the awesome work Ortiz!
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars October 4, 2000
Funny, but not hilarious...
I've got to admit, you did a good job on coming up with original material, and an overall good Flash presentation. Most of it was pretty funny, and I chuckled a little, laughed a tad; but it wasn't the most hilarious movie thing on earth. Good job, though!